- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Gingers.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Come In!

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Why cant you see black people when you are playing hide and seek? Because they are in a very good hiding spot

knock, knock who's there? I'm here to kill u! I'm here to kill u who? .......

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

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