Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

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Womens rights !

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Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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Jesus was a good guy

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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OY SHIT ITS YOUR MOM!!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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