What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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A black man and a white man and a chinese man are sitting together: Cultural Diversity.

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What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

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Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people not make the mistakes he did

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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Whats white and sticky fluff

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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How do you kill an american? You shoot them

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Q: What do racists call a disgusting filthy monkey that savagely jumps around in the jungle and steals white chicks? A: The same as the rest, Donkey Kong.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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