What do you call a girl with no arms or legs on the beach? Sandy What do you call that girl tossed into the water? Sandy Duncan

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

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Why was the young black boy kicked out of his classroom? Because the manner of his actions were inexcusable.

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Whats worse than finding half of a worm in your apple? Noticing the apple is oversized and finding half of a dead baby.

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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