- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

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