What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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Muslim athletes.

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What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Knock knock. Who's there You are.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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