- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

What do you call a fish that isn't moving? Dead.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

Whats the difference between a Duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Give a man a fish, feed him for a week. Teach a man to fish, he'll starve to death. Provide this man a fishing rod, and now finally you're doing something helpful.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

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