- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Have you ever seen Hellen Keller's house? Well it was really nice.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

i drive all the time its no big deal open the door and get behind the wheel

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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