Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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i was driving home after work but i had to stop because an old lady wanted to cross the road..... the old lady was abused by her father as a child, and had Alzheimer's

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the bottom of a pit? Whatever his parents named him.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

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Why are you angry dude? I can't see my forehead

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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