- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

religion.

Your mom's so old she sometimes uses outdated racial slurs loudly in public. It can get pretty embarrassing.

"life is like a box of chocolates", except you cant eat life and hocolate doesnt rain on you.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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