"What is the sound of one hand clapping?" "I'm not quite sure, but your on fire."

Gorden Brown.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

why was it funny that the boy got hairspray for christmas because he had leukemia

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

i have two hands.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

its was amazinglysmooth fuck off

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

i dont like attention whores lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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