What color was the duck? It had one foot.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

I hate blackniggers

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

What's harder nailing 10 babies to 1 tree... Or nailing 1 baby to 10 trees???

Yeah right loser!

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

What does a pelican and a taxman have in common? Both are bipedal, both are carbon-based lifeforms that procreate by DNA replication, both in all probablility eat fish, both have survival instinct, both require fresh water for hydration, both have five senses; vision, hearing, touch, taste and smell, both are capable of at least limited cognition, and both can turn aggressive when provoked.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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