What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

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What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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kevin kim

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If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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whats worse tan loosing checkers getting lit on fire

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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Why couldn't little Johnny play sports like the rest of the kids? He was diagnosed with polio at the age of 3 and has limited use of his legs.

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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