- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

1st guy: Wanna hear a joke? 2nd guy: Yeah sure. 1st guy: Me too.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

If life throws you melons, not only might you be dyslexic, but you are probably also uneducated, since the phrase is "if life gives you lemons".

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

spell backwards: taco cat

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

A mans opinion.

How did the snail travel around the world without any help from a transportation device? Sadly, it didn't. The snail is incapable of this kind of long distance travel due to it's small size, lack of speed and short lifespan.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

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