Where's my baby??

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

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The Barackness Monster

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

I killed someone today. :D

How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

why did the cute baby start crying?? because its feet were eaten by rats.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

Why is a banana yellow? I don't know, ask a scientist, stupid

Get in the car.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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