Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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once upon a time there was a boy

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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hi

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Gorden Brown.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A fat guy. - Louis

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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