- Anti Joke

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

What's a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

My sister had a lemonade stand once. And one time, she spilled.

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

justin bieber

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.