Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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whats worse than being mentally challenged? losing your arms and legs and finding out that you have cancer

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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What's the difference between Rebecca black and your mom? Capitalize Black.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

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A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

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How come Hellen keller is blind and deaf? Cause she is a women.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge? Well, because there's an elephant in your fridge.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you came 'cause GameGrumps Fuck you.

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Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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