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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

That's not what she said.

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

How old is your mom? Old.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

homework

women's rights.

That's what she didn't say

Q. If the early bird gets the worm, what does the early worm get? A. Eaten...

Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

There's a car about to hit me.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you get when you cross something with another thing that one would normally not cross with the aforementioned noun? A better love story than Twilight.

Ask me if I am a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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