what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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I had sex with my mother in law

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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