- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

your mom died.

Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

how may i help you

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Pinus Testicles

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Brad Fuller!

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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