- Anti Joke

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Thumbs this down

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Your mama's so fat.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."