How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because while he was swinging, his friends dared him to jump off and called him a chicken when he didn't. Still hesitant, he tried to jump off, but his arm caught on the swing chain and he fell face first into the tanbark. He needs reconstructive surgery to repair his face.

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What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What do you call a black guy running from the cops? Nothing. He was out for his morning jog and he happened to run by the police.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

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poop is very very yummy.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

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Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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