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Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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What'f funny and has 8 wheels? The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Mrs. Welsh

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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i saw your mom, i said hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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