- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's red and goes pop? A clip art of the word "Pop"

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It died. Q: Why did the snake fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird. Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

knock knock "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Roses are blue Violets are red Crap, I already messed up the joke.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

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