What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

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what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

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What did the black guy do to his neighbor's car while he was away? Wash it for a for as a favor.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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I had sex with my mother in law

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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