Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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poop is very very yummy.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he coudn't find his tractor? A: "where's my tractor?"

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

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the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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