- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew! Bless you.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

Gorden Brown.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Jews

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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