- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

A woman walks into a bar.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

What do you call a black man with a PhD and loving family? A nigger

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

That moment when you try and finger your girlfriend and there no hole......and you start questioning your sexuality

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What does a Jewish Santa Clause say? This scenario is highly improbable as Jews celebrate Hanukkah and not Christmas.

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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