Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Give me thumbs up!

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What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

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Harry Styles

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What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

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hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 was convicted of a murder, but was released due to lack of evidence, and 6 is very concerned for the protection of himself and his growing family.

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yes... that's the joke

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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HEY YOU!!!!

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P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

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whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

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Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

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david your girlfriend has a nice ass

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luke moore cant pull it back

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A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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