- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

How do you make sushi if you are a fish? Commit suicide and sell yourelf to a sushi resturant!

A ginger was with his friends

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What do you call a man in a wheel chair? Stephen Hawking

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

monster under your bed? thank god im in your closet...........

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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