- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

... i forgot the joke :p

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

Why did the tissue dance? Because it had a boggie

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