- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

Whats worse than 911..? The plane ride there.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

knock knock how there me ok come in

what did one pedophile say to the other at the playground? DIBZ!!!

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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