How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

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Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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Rudolf the rednosed reindeer died today. He was reported flying over Madrid when he was hit by a jumbo jet and a flock of seagulls. People are now saying that the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.

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Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

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Why did Edna fall off a cliff? Edna is blind, and so lacks the visual perception and spatial awareness of other hillwalkers.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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What battle did Napoleon die in? His last one.

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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... i forgot the joke :p

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