Women's Rights.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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Fox News.

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What is brown and gurgles? dead baby casserole

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u jelly?

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- *Commits Suicide*

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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A guy walks into a bar what does he say? OW.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

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Joe used to always talk about his family and his two wonderful kids Joe can no longer talk to or about his family because his smoking habits have gotten out of control

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That's what she didn't say

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pilot.

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How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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