Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

Womens rights !

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

Q: What do you call a black person with one leg? A: In modern American society, it is proper etiquette to adress somebody by their first name.

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

A blind man walks into a pole.

What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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