Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

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what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

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I ponder

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! *ba dum chzz*

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Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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So I took this girl into my room we got in bed, We got under the covers and.... We had a rather delightful game of scrabble.

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Let me tell you this really funny Dane Cook joke.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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A Brunette a ginger and a blonde were getting their hair done? WHich side of the bus did they sit on? Why did i put a question mark on the first part?

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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