- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

Take this and put it- No.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

If the covalent bonds of two Hydrogen atoms and one Oxygen atom creates water, which subs are currently on the 5-dollar-foot-long menu at Subway?

Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

A woman walks into a bar.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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