Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

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LIFE INSERT COIN TO BEGIN!!! SELECT DIFFICULTY EASY

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

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Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Because she fell out the window and landed in soot.

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The person below me is weird.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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What's big and white?

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Paper shield.

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What did the white father tell his mexicon son and his wife as he left for work bye

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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