your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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Womens rights

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Barbara Streisand

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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