Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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why does column have a letter n?

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Roey Jegen

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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Billy: hey dave, wanna hear a joke? Dave: what? Billy: oh yeah, you are deaf.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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Why shouldn't you play poker in the woods? Due to the stereotypical lack of human population in such an area, it would be excruciatingly difficult to find a partner with which to play competitive card games. I suggest trying solitaire instead.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

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Jews

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Your biggest fan.

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