Whats worse than finding out that your family is dead? finding a worm in your apple

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Women's rights.

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

wheres binladin? at the bottom of the sea wanking over amy winehouse

i like turtals and kids

whats worse than school? Summer school

Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

I'm off to my tank guys!

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

whats the best thing about polio...death

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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