Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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Whats the differense between a pile of dead babies and a Farrari I actually have a Farrari in my garage.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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i don't get it...none of these are funny.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels Why did bobby die? He was hit by a bus

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Did you hear about the guy who fell out of the stands at the ranger game? He died.

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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Black people

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

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There's two homosexuals having sex in the back of a van...........they're over 21 what's wrong with that!

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

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