Neither does he.

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If she is under the age of 18 years old and is identified by your state as a minor, shes too young for you bro.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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fruit salad?

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The bear woke up after his long hibernation of the winter. "Boy, am I hungry!" The bear wandered around and ate some berries. "These blackberries are too bitter and unripe for my taste, I'll go eat something else." He stumbled upon a honeybee hive and took some honey out and ate it. He was swarmed and stung by many of those bees. "That wasn't my favorite batch of honey, I'm still pretty hungry, let me go find some other food. He came across a cabin in the woods. "There maybe some food in there." To some, this was known as the Northern Vermont Massacre. It was a tragic happening. The 7 membered family, the Hernandez family, all died that day. The bear chase all of the adult and children and the house and brutally ate them.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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"33"

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

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A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

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What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

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what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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