- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

0 + 0 = 0

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

hi

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

how may i help you

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

falling didnt make the difference

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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