- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

my whole life!

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Women's rights.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

why was the pen lonely? because it didn't have a pen pall

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