why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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Where do baby apes sleep? In apricots

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What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

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Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

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Why doesn't Santa Claus change his socks on Christmas Eve? Because he isn't real.

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

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Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

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I Stumbled this site and then read some antijokes, then I wrote a antijoke but I couldn't write a antijoke because their Terms of Service were down so then I lied to them saying I've read their Terms of Serivce and then I lied again, told them I were human, argued by saying "barnote plate" to them. They accepted.

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Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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How to make Ramen like a boss Step 1: get a promotion

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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