Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red violets are blue most poems rhyme but this one doesnt.,

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

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Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

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a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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