Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

Get in the car.

This would be racist to black people if they could read.

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What do birds need when they are sick? Most wild animals die when they are sick. However, they can sometimes be nursed back to health with special food and electrolyte solutions in special animal rehabilitation centres.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Where's Waldo? Six feet under.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Badgers are cool

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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