Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

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Wow, so it is true, you are here the entire fucking time aren't you bitch? You and all "six billion of your followers of the dark", listen asshead, one thing is people asking ME when I FUCKING SIGN BOOKS (which does not happen all that FUCKING OFTEN!) Why I lead a fucking cult of sorts. Another one is having your goons stab me in the FUCKING EYE, and going "Oh I am like so sorry, please let me be the gayest I can be" People assaulting me because I use the "Moralman identity" IT IS MINE! My real FUCKING NAME IS NERO! I DON'T GO AROUND STEALING NOBODY`S SHIT!

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How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

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What's fat and ginger? My dog.

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An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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what did tyrone want for Christmas? A dad.

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What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

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Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

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Roey Jegen

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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say cheese

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What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

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