- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

Why did the Spice Girls stop performing? They mutually agreed to stop performing.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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