1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

fruit salad?

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

a jewish man walks down the street a hispanic man walks down the street a black man walks down the street an irish man walks down the street and into a pub

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

Nickelback

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

What did the watermelon say to the apple? Nothing. Watermelons are fruits and incapable of speech.

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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