*knock knock* "who's there?" "me, the person who knocked..duh"

A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

Why didn't the elephant do any tricks? It was dead.

What drink is dark yellow and freshly squeezed from one of the most healthy snacks? Piss.

Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

Why did Helen Keller's cat kill itself? It didn't, I did.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why couldn't the Asian drive? He was blind

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

Who thinks amy mc quire is really stuiped

why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Why did the wealthy black man shoplift from the convenience store? He is a kleptomaniac.

Fred used to only visit his parents in the hospitals on weekends, because that was his only free time. Now his parents are dead and he has more free time.

How did the Jewish husband and wife stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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