Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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muffled-thud muffled thud who's there? Jeremy Beadle.

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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Wat is brown and sticky? A stick

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What did the man say to the duck? Nothing ducks don't talk.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

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I nicknamed my diick "the truth" because the biitches can't handle it

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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