- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Come in!!!

A random guy walks into your house and says hi. You say SHUTUP

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? The doctor prescribes him tablets to treat his bi-polar tendencies.

For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

you know whats funny the letter Q

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Whats the thing you least expect to find on Anti-Joke? A joke with a punchline.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

A zombie walks into a bar. It was shot by an M16 automatic rifle. The video game had zombies.

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