- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doorbell repair man.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

I like my coffee like I like my women..... Without Hepatitis.

Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

What is worse than reading an anti-joke relatively similar to the other? Walking in your front yard and realizing a zombie is eating your dead grandmother.

Are you Drew?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow you just don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement."

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A white boy who just got jumped, with sever bruises left lying in a pool of his own blood.

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