- Anti Joke

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

raisin boogers

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.