what do u call a black man a black man

do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

65% of people are starving 32% are over 190 lbs. Think about it

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

ME NAME IS JEFF

Jersey Shore

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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